I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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