either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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