i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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