i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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