If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
God, I missed his penis.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
