I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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