I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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