I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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