You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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