I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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