can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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