just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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