Porn is love you can see.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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