don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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