party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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