how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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