i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
handjob tips. give me some.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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