You're my little dorito
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
