Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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