I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You made out with two different species that night
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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