I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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