I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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