Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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