He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
