The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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