You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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