So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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