Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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