I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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