i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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