Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
