You just made me feel so damn special
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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