I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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