The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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