he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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