Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
How external is "for external use only"?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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