He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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