The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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