Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
this just has baby written all over it
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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