he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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