Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize