yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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