I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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