I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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