I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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