Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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