he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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