what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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