Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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