I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
two words...techno handjob
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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