Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Congratulations! We have a period
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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