Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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