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After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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