He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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