I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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