Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
