Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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