love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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