So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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