yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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