maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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