It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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